We’ve all had crushes on celebrities, and for some reason, I like them famous bad girls. DUI’s, court dates, rehab–you got me hooked baby! I can’t get enough. Sure I may just be some guy taking way too long in line at the grocery store looking at a copy of the Enquirer, but I don’t slow down the line anymore than the old lady struggling to write a check. So here is a song for one of my favorite tabloid stars.
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Lyrics:
Your movies are starting to tank
I hope you put money in the bank
Enquirer calls you a skank
but you’re still in my spank bank
The world has seen your vajayjay
We all know that you shave
You just went up three points
I love those tabloids
I don’t even care if your career is dead
I’ll stand by you till you’re well fed…
Lohan, can I be your man?
If you get too drunk, I’ll call you a cab
If you make bail, I’ll pick you up from jail
Lindsay the things I would do,
to get down with you
If you get sent to rehab
I promise I won’t be mad
I’ll even sneak in your stash
And keep your mom off your cash
I’ll make threatening phone calls
If VH1 busts your balls
I’ll show up at their studio
If TMZ calls you a ho
I don’t even care if your career is dead
I’ll stand by you till you’re well fed…
Lohan, can I be your man?
If you get too drunk, I’ll call you a cab
If you make bail, I’ll pick you up from jail
Lindsay the things I would do,
to get down with you
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ditto.
i too will do anything to get down with LiLo. something about that tabloid bad girl..
I luvs u linds! ill always be a fan! xoxox
I think Lindsay would find this adorable as she is an adorable girl, not a bad girl. She just made bad decissions is all, “We all do!”
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