We’ve all had crushes on celebrities, and for some reason, I like them famous bad girls. DUI’s, court dates, rehab–you got me hooked baby! I can’t get enough. Sure I may just be some guy taking way too long in line at the grocery store looking at a copy of the Enquirer, but I don’t slow down the line anymore than the old lady struggling to write a check. So here is a song for one of my favorite tabloid stars.

Click below to see the video:

Lyrics:

Your movies are starting to tank
I hope you put money in the bank
Enquirer calls you a skank
but you’re still in my spank bank

The world has seen your vajayjay
We all know that you shave
You just went up three points
I love those tabloids

I don’t even care if your career is dead
I’ll stand by you till you’re well fed…

Lohan, can I be your man?
If you get too drunk, I’ll call you a cab
If you make bail, I’ll pick you up from jail
Lindsay the things I would do,
to get down with you

If you get sent to rehab
I promise I won’t be mad
I’ll even sneak in your stash
And keep your mom off your cash

I’ll make threatening phone calls
If VH1 busts your balls
I’ll show up at their studio
If TMZ calls you a ho

I don’t even care if your career is dead
I’ll stand by you till you’re well fed…

Lohan, can I be your man?
If you get too drunk, I’ll call you a cab
If you make bail, I’ll pick you up from jail
Lindsay the things I would do,
to get down with you

March 27th, 2008 | Author:chaseSocial Bookmark ThisBlinkBits BlinkList Blogmarks Buddymarks CiteUlike Connotea del.icio.us Digg it Earthlink FeedMarker feedmelinks Furl Give a Link Gravee iFeedReaders igooi Lilisto Linkagogo Linkroll ma.gnolia Netvouz Netscape Newsvine RawSugar reddit Scuttle Shadows Simpy Spurl StumbleUpon Taggly tagtooga TalkDigger Wink Yahoo MyWeb Britney Diigo PopCurrent
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